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E. Schrödinger — 1935

QUANTUM CAT

Is the cat ALIVE or DEAD?

Only your observation can decide.

Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩
QUANTUM EXPERIMENTSUPERPOSITIONNOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Quantum Cat — half alive, half skeleton, sitting on a sunny hill
ALIVE / DEAD
experiment.log

01Year 1935. Schrödinger proposed a thought experiment.

02A cat. A box. A radioactive atom. A vial of poison.

03Atom decays → hammer strikes → poison released.

04The atom exists in BOTH decayed and non-decayed state.

05The cat is ALIVE and DEAD simultaneously.

06This is QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION.

07Only your observation collapses the wave function.

08The box is open. The universe awaits your vote.

QUANTUM CAT★ THE CAT IS ALIVE★ THE CAT IS DEAD★ BOTH ARE TRUE★ OBSERVE AND DECIDE★ WAVE FUNCTION COLLAPSE★ Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩★ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. CAT PHYSICS.★ 1935 — SCHRÖDINGER'S PARADOX★ TOO EARLY. TOO LATE. STILL HERE.★ THE WAVEFORM PURRED.QUANTUM CAT★ THE CAT IS ALIVE★ THE CAT IS DEAD★ BOTH ARE TRUE★ OBSERVE AND DECIDE★ WAVE FUNCTION COLLAPSE★ Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩★ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. CAT PHYSICS.★ 1935 — SCHRÖDINGER'S PARADOX★ TOO EARLY. TOO LATE. STILL HERE.★ THE WAVEFORM PURRED.
OPEN THE BOX

OPEN THE BOX

Consensus— 0 observations
SUPERPOSITION
Alive
50.0%

0 votes

Dead
50.0%

0 votes

Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩  ·  |α|² + |β|² = 1

★ OBSERVED IN THE WRONG TIMELINE★ THIS CAT DOES NOT OBEY LINEAR TIME★ OPEN THE BOX★ COLLAPSE REALITY★ YOUR VOTE IS PERMANENT★ THE UNIVERSE WILL REMEMBER★ QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION★ SCHRÖDINGER WAS RIGHT★ ARE YOU THE OBSERVER?★ OBSERVED IN THE WRONG TIMELINE★ THIS CAT DOES NOT OBEY LINEAR TIME★ OPEN THE BOX★ COLLAPSE REALITY★ YOUR VOTE IS PERMANENT★ THE UNIVERSE WILL REMEMBER★ QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION★ SCHRÖDINGER WAS RIGHT★ ARE YOU THE OBSERVER?

Quantum Lore

// fragments from the unstable timeline

→The cat does not obey linear time.
→Observed in the wrong timeline.
→Too early. Too late. Still here.
→A community from the unstable universe.
→The waveform purred.
Quantum Cat camping under stars roasting a marshmallow
still vibing

The Cat Has Been Spotted Everywhere

Quantum Cat fishing from a dock

Still fishing

(alive? dead? the fish doesn't care)

Quantum Cat driving an Ape three-wheeler

On the move

(collapsing wave functions since 1935)

Quantum Cat outdoors with the experiment props
the experiment kit

The Setup

  • → 1 radioactive atom (unstable)
  • → 1 Geiger counter (sensitive)
  • → 1 vial of poison (lethal)
  • → 1 hammer (spring-loaded)
  • → 1 sealed box (opaque)
  • → 1 cat (alive for now)
Both states exist until observed
QUANTUM CAT★ THE CAT IS ALIVE★ THE CAT IS DEAD★ BOTH ARE TRUE★ OBSERVE AND DECIDE★ WAVE FUNCTION COLLAPSE★ Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩★ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. CAT PHYSICS.★ 1935 — SCHRÖDINGER'S PARADOX★ TOO EARLY. TOO LATE. STILL HERE.★ THE WAVEFORM PURRED.QUANTUM CAT★ THE CAT IS ALIVE★ THE CAT IS DEAD★ BOTH ARE TRUE★ OBSERVE AND DECIDE★ WAVE FUNCTION COLLAPSE★ Ψ = α|ALIVE⟩ + β|DEAD⟩★ NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. CAT PHYSICS.★ 1935 — SCHRÖDINGER'S PARADOX★ TOO EARLY. TOO LATE. STILL HERE.★ THE WAVEFORM PURRED.
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